if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket
you are one of the great thinkers of our time
Then you’d look at a house and be like “oh damn I wanna live there” and millions of dollars would be in your pockets, crushing and killing you instantly
thats why you have to make sure you have huge pockets before you go house shopping duh
i was reading a list of pancake flavors at this restaurant and one was buttermilk chocochip and i read it as benedict cumberbatch
My starting weight was 350 lbs.’, I know, crazy right?! My last recorded weight, some has since been lost, was 240 lbs. The weight came off really quick, less than 6 or 7 months. No, I didn’t do anything crazy, but walk more, eat better and drink tons of water! It’s been a long and continuous battle, from family being embarrassed to be seen with me, name calling and me feeling like complete shit. My journey isn’t quite over yet, but I know with the support of my “real” friends and family, I will conquer my goal and be able to look at myself for once and feel good about myself.